NBA-starojen (miksei muidenkin) parhaita lainauksia

[Johtaja Hanhi]

Eli ajattelin tässä piristää ainakin omaa päivääni ja laittaa vireille topicin johon tullaan kasaamaan parhaita heittoja mitä esim nykyiset/vanhat NBA-starbat on heittäny. Eli quotteja peliin. Aloitan tällä saralla jo vuosia vahvasti vaikuttaneen Sir Charlesin viimeisimmällä:

“Jay-Z didn’t send me a bottle of Cristal (champagne) for my birthday. I’m going to start returning Beyonce’s phone calls now. She’s been blowing up my phone lately.” -- Barkley

Lawrence Frank ja tilannekomiikkaa:

"Don't question my judgment." -- Derrick Stafford, referee, to Nets coach Lawrence Frank.
moments later...
"Derrick, I'm questioning your judgment." -- Lawrence Frank, to Stafford. Stafford responded by calling a technical foul.

En tiä... Osu mun nauruhermoon. Joo, mut laittakaa näitä lisää. Nää on parhaita.

 

[GSW]

No sir charleshan heittää aina mitä parhaimmat läpät ilmoille. Siitä tulikin mieleen tää. Missäs se mahtoi olla kun chucksteri kommentoi jotain peliä ja haukkui jotain pelaajaa jolloin varsinainen selostaja sanoi että hän kuitenkin aina yrittää parhaansa, mihin charles vastasi:

"Well, sometimes your best just AINT NO DAMN GOOD."

classic.

 

[GheorgheMuresan]

http://www.nba.com/history/Classic_NBA_Quotes_Charles_Barkley.html

“I don't know anything about Angola, but I know they're in trouble.”

--Charles Barkley, a member of the 1992 U.S. Olympic team, asked to handicap the mismatch of the Dream Team's first game in Barcelona against Angola
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In 1970 Jim Lessig was hired as an assistant for the expansion Cleveland team. When his son brought home a pack of bubble gum cards (basketball cards), the father asked what they were, took a look at them, and then gave his son some money and told him to go buy all the cards at the store. After removing the duplicates, he had 92 different players. When the expansion draft came, the cards were with Lessig and they would occassionally look at the back of the cards to see what they said.
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Sgt. Kirk Hartwell, who arrested Kwame Brown (Was) for going 120 mph in a
60 mph construction zone: "He just kept saying 'Michael Jordan is going to
kill me.'"
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David Robinson (SA) after Clifford Robinson (Det) went 1-5 FG in a Det-SA
game: "I hate to do it, but I have to give Steve Smith some credit for
his defense. Steve did a nice job of yelling for help every time Cliff
got the ball."
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Nick Van Exel (LAL) on defending the Stockton-Malone pick-and-roll: "Yeah,
I got a way to defend it. Bring a bat to the game and kill one of them."
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[Wanha]

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees"

-Jaso Kidd saavuttuaan Dallasiin

 

[premature ejaculator]

"Turpaan tuli, että tukka lähti. Rouva Fortuna potkaisi nyt munille. Kaksi viikkoa menee tämän jälkeen hiihdellessä kuutamolla. Tässä kisassa oli tarjolla vaikka mitä. Käteen jäi hatullinen tiedätte-kyllä-mitä." Tommi Evilä jäätyään neljänneksi EM-hallikisoissa tuloksella 797.

 

[AstroZombie]

Joo, toi Tommi Evilä kyllä osaa.. Sama kisa kun jäi neljänneksi:
"Minulle tarjottiin suuhun suklaata, mutta kielelle jäi sama väri, mutta ei yhtä hyvä maku".

 

[GheorgheMuresan]

"I can't put it into words. Playing with a guy, living with a guy, just knowing that every day when I wake up that's something I can count on, that I'm going to be in practice or in a game with Cuttino. Him not being here is going to be tough for me. I don't know what I'm going to wake up for."
-- Steve Francis on the Cuttino Mobley trade

"Darko is really one of a kind. He runs the floor, handles the ball, shoots an NBA three and plays with his back to the basket. So you can slot him at the 3, 4 or 5. Okay, a few other guys can do that, too, but what sets Darko apart is his toughness in the post ... Fact is, Darko plays in attack mode at both ends of the floor. The more you push, the more he pushes back."
-- ESPN's Chad Ford on NBA Draft prospect Darko Milicic, in the June 23rd, 2003 issue of ESPN the Magazine

"It will work out, somehow. That's a hell of a duo right there, Marbury, Crawford and Houston."
-- Carmelo Anthony assessing the future of the 2004-05 Knicks

"Ron Artest has a look in his eye that is very scary right now."
-- Mike Breen during Friday night's Pacers-Pistons melee

"I've been doing a little bit too much music, just needed the rest. I've still got my album coming out Nov. 23. After the album comes out I'm going to make sure all of my time is focused on winning a championship."
-- Ron Artest on his recent two-game suspension

"I think I'll get along real well with Brad. I can see us really going at it in practice every day, then going out and killing something to eat."
-- Greg Ostertag on new Kings teammate Brad Miller

 

[Dr_J]

Shaqillä on monia hauskoja quoteja.
Tässä vain muutama niistä:

"I was kind of hoping it was Anna Kournikova."
-- O'Neal, after tumbling into the stands and hugging a fan during a Feb. 10 visit to AmericanAirlines Arena.

"If I keep playing, my name will be inscripted in the NBA bible for many years to come. That's what it's all about. That's so kids 20 or 30 years down the line from now go, `Man, O'Neal had 90,000 points. He played until he was 60. And he was still asking for the maximum at 60.'"
-- O'Neal, in May, when talking about his desire for a contract extension, one he apparently now will receive from the Heat.

Shaq. "I got somebody, that other guy, who is just as lethal. He's a little bit younger, he got a lot of proving to do, but he's just as lethal. It's my job to make him lethaler, it's my job to make him the lethalest, if that's a word ..."

muillakin on vähintään yhtä hyviä...

"I thank my teammates for letting their men blow by them." - Alonzo Mourning on winning the Defensive Player of the Year award.

"If all I'm remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I've done a bad job with the rest of my life." - Isiah Thomas

damn hilarious ;D

sit yks jota ei ehkä ole sanottu ääneen mutta...

"Hey, cowboy, what are you hunting?" - Vanessa Bryant

 

[aa]

Kalle Palander MM-kisoissa kun oli laskenut siihen kuoppaan: "Turha sitä enää on itkeä kun on paskat housussa"

 

[Bruiser]

Hahahah! Kyllä se niin on (täälläkin jo todettu) että Sir Charles parhaimmat kommentit heittää.

Muutamia klassikoita:

"These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me.  That's it."

"My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich.'" Sir C on why he voted for President Bush

"If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming."

"The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not."

Hauska mies. Miss you Chuck.

Ewing työsulun aikana: "We might make a lot of money but we also spend a lot of money"

 

[Cherokke]

Former hoops star Chris Morris at a Vegas hotel bar, trying to impress a date by turning to the pianist and saying, "Play some Picasso."

 

[Rambis]

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his trip to Greece

"I like to hurt women when I make love to them...to see them bleed."
- Boxer and convicted rapist Mike Tyson

"My gluteus maximus is hurteus enormous."
- Tony Campbell, Minnesota Timberwolves forward, after falling hard on his hip

"I guess we shouldn't be patting them on the bottom anymore."
- Michael Jordan, on changing the relationship with NBA referees due to the addition of female officials

"We were so poor, every Christmas Eve my old man would go outside and shoot his gun, then come in and tell us kids that Santa Claus had committed suicide."
- Boxer Jake LaMotta

"If it's your brain, you'll be fine. That's the smallest organ in your body."
- Charles Barkley to Chris Mullin, who had fainted

 

[AstroZombie]

Bryant viime yönä, kun LA. hävis Sixersille.. Voihan sen asian noinkin ilmaista.

"We've just been very inconsistent," Bryant said. "We've had games where we can beat anybody, then we've had games like the last two nights where we can't throw the ball in the ocean, sitting on a boat."

 

[Jumpman]

"We've got to get more people involved," Bryant said. "They were doubling me and the shots weren't falling."

Huh huh!

 

[LeBronin tulevaisuus]

"...once he turns 21 and is able to drink, it's over."
- Jalen Rose LeBronin 56 pisteen pelin jälkeen.

 

[Fox]

Oliks se ny kirjassa nimeltä "Unelmien NBA" (<---Suosittelen)
Siinä keskusteltii ku pelaajien palkat alko nousee miljoona luokkaan, niin tais olla just
C.Barkley ku heitti et: "Pitäähän meidänki jotenkin elää"

 

[erkki perämerkki]

"Unelmien NBA" (<---Suosittelen)

just...

 

[moo]

"of course it's illegal, but as i say: so are a lot of things"

-les
(huonosti käyttäytyvissä miehissä)

 

[Diabolo menthe]

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok. - Shaquille O'Neal.

 

[Johtaja Hanhi]

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok. - Shaquille O'Neal.

Olin jo unohtanu. Tää on yks kovimpia. Kyllä Shaq Daddy on kans läppämiehii.