NBA-starojen (miksei muidenkin) parhaita lainauksia

[warren g]

Barkley on Hanno Mottola, who, as EJ remarked "is the first NBA player from Finland". Charles replies: "Of course he is the first NBA player from Finland, he's the only person in Finland."

Tuolta löytyy lisää http://www.clintcam.com/barkley/

Aivan loistavia juttuja! Mycket bra!

 

[Laiva-Raimo]

On a TNT telecast a few years ago, Kenny Smith was going on and on about his two championship rings. He said that, in a show of appreciation for their efforts, he gave one ring to his father and the other to his brother because "they were the ones who helped me get them". Charles quipped, "You should have given them to Hakeem."

Charles and the gang interviewing Jermaine O'Neal: "Hey Jermaine, did you see Sam Cassell in The Lord of the Rings?"

"They say it about brothers, but I can guarantee everybody in Finland look alike."

"I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."

On se Chucksteri kyllä omaa luokkaansa, hyvä linkki.

 

[jorkke]

tää oli aka tyly:
To Kenny: "Oh man! I can't stand the X-Files! I don't believe in Extra-Terrestrials... until I saw your girlfriend one night. She needs to phone home."

 

[warren g]

Richard Jefferson: "There's a reason why European guards are such good shooters. It's because they don't allow the big guys to play."

 

[Johtaja Hanhi]

Lainaan SLAM-lehteä, tarkemmin NOYZ-osastoa:

"...A headline for a recent Chad 'Outsider' Ford column stated that the NBA's new collective bargaining agreement 'could' include an age limit. Just a friendly reminder, folks - the Worldwide Follower is asking you to pay for 'exclusive' content that tells you something 'could' happen. If you're into that, send us $50 and we'll tell you that you 'could' be an idiot. Coming next month: Darko Milicic 'could' be a complete bust..."

 

[pelleeee]

pari kautta sitten pelas bc jkl:ssä, Patrick Savoy: "Many people don`t like defense, me neither , but that`s the only way to win matches"

 

[ÖÖ]

Kannattaa kattoo MTV Muisc Awards siltä vuodelta ku Chris Rock oli juontaa... Sen alkuvitsit oli loistavia...

Mut sit näihin NBA äijiin...

" NBA is one thing, women are another thing. And it don't matter if you're the last and ugliest guy on LA Clippers bench, you're still going to get something." - U Know Who

Sitte kun Mutombolta kysyttiin mitä mieltä hän on Hanno Möttölästä:

-"Who???"
-Hanno Möttölä
-"Who Mötölä???"
-Hanno Möttölä, the Finn playing for the Hawks.
-"Oh Anno, I know Anno! Don't bug Anno, he's just a young kid, trying to make some money!"

 

[hihi]

KING KONG, AINT GOT SHIT ON ME !!

 

[niinpäniin]

"People are trying to do shits they can't, we just gotta get ball more to me" Shaq O'neal after 4 game on NBA finals 2003-2004

 

[AI-Chamber]

"I forgive the guy who threw the cup. But he can never do it again, because next time I'm not forgiving him."
-Guess who

 

[GheorgheMuresan]

"Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full."— Barkley yelling to 300-plus-pound Houston Rockets teammate Stanley Roberts

 

[Veli]

Henrik Dettaman Taatilalle: Hei Veli, meillä oli Helsingissä 60-luvulla tollaset tukat kun sulla.
Taatila HD:lle: Meillä Loimaalla on 60-vuotiailla tollaset tukat kun sulla.

 

[Vellu]

Henrik Dettaman Taatilalle: Hei Veli, meillä oli Helsingissä 60-luvulla tollaset tukat kun sulla.
Taatila HD:lle: Meillä Loimaalla on 60-vuotiailla tollaset tukat kun sulla.

Olen kuullut että Taatila olis heittänyt ton jutun Puke Walldenille.
No samapa tuo ketä on ollut, mutta hyvä läppä kuitenkin...

 

[Showstopper]

Ehottomasti Barkleyn paras:

Chris Rose: You used to be called The Round Mound of Rebound. Just how round are you these days?
Charles Barkley: A few doughnuts away from a complete circle.

 

[Johtaja Hanhi]

"Kobe Bryant is like OJ Simpson - you know, the guy who killed those two people."
- Sir Charles

 

[Johtaja Hanhi]

Löysin tämmösen tarinan jonka kertoo jääkiekkoilija Jeremy Roenick. Ilmeisesti Mike Jordan löi vetoa Bullsin peleistä vielä pelatessaan.

Here's the discussion he had on 'Last Call with Carson Daly' on Thursday night (September 29):

Roenick: I've got a great story about Michael. When I played in Chicago, we played golf many a time together. One morning, we went out to play golf, and we teed off at about 7:00 in the morning. And he had a game that night. He was playing the Cleveland Cavaliers. We played 18 holes. We're having a couple of beers on the course. We're having a good time. We finish the 18 holes. I told him, "Michael, good luck tonight. Hope you play good." He says, "Where are you going? We've got to go play another 18." I said, "Michael you've got a game tonight." He says, "That's alright, let's go play another 18." So we shoot around another 18. And I said, "You know Michael, you just played 18 holes. You've been drinking a couple of beers."

Carson: 36 holes, yeah.

Roenick: [I said,] "I might make a bet on the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight." He goes, "Well, I've got a better idea. Why don't you just give me that money? I'll make you my own bet, because I bet you I get over 30 points and we win by more than 10." I said, "I'll take that bet." So I bet him dinner. And the guy goes out, plays 20 minutes, has 40 points. They win by, like, 30.

 

[SmokeR]

;D ;D
aika hyvä läppä

 

[krr]

Charles's best line of the night, on why the Hornets should play in Atlanta: "If they combine the Hornets' fans with the Atlanta fans, maybe they'll get a full crowd one night." Doesn't matter what the situation is, you can always count on the Chuckster to be the Chuckster.

 

[the dude]

Nate Robinson:
He (Allen Iverson) came up to me and asked me how I was doing playing for Larry Brown. I told him it was fine, that it was tough and it was a challenge. And he said “listen to the man because he’s going to make you better.” He just said to keep at it and keep on working hard.

 

[Hä?]

Nate Robinson:
He (Allen Iverson) came up to me and asked me how I was doing playing for Larry Brown. I told him it was fine, that it was tough and it was a challenge. And he said “listen to the man because he’s going to make you better.” He just said to keep at it and keep on working hard.

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Hauska?!